One of the heads of our department gave me this to edit for him. It's for a book thing talking about our department at the school
and I'm not even getting paid to do it. Now I have seen some bad translations but this takes the cake for most uses of the word "embodiment" and a editing nightmare.
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Professional Photography by time collection production volume
This is the Sichuan Fine Arts Institute's photographic arts department's first teacher/student collaboration from the year 2000 established specialty and recruit first photographic arts undergraduate course since we always are trying hard seeking and exploring. In running a department dream subject direction, curriculum structure, teaching ideology, teaching content and teaching method grade various. Sichuan Fine Arts Institute's for over 60 years profound vision instruct tradition suit today's subpoena reading mater time many entity times fuse times world demand photographic arts pattern. We of knowledge bearing orientation print and photo coexistence, tradition copy and digital photo pay equal attention to, implicit trade photography, art photography different applications field. In teaching, not only recognition profession specialty knowledge skill robust and preciseness, recognition omnipotence abroad culture art culture cultivate, more stressed art creation, thought ability, bring up. 5 years later photographic arts subject already expand mature, and acquire pride, now, we our both will do graduate or full of self confidence enter society each domain, according to excellence specialty making and ability, activity in each post, become specialty backbone cadre man, for we win honor.
This time photography works report exhibit, is our professional teacher and student produce teaching production report, taking these works, we merge no extravagant hopes matriculate perfection, but from ability embodiment photographic profession subject system integrity, also embodiment photographic language nicety grasp and application, embodiment exceed make widely known art individuality encourage, namely embodiment tradition vision art taste regard, also embodiment new art format explore, namely embodiment we regard today's world culture know, taste and grasps, embodiment today's art recognition individual sensibility behave unearth, embodiment photographic arts community duty, embodiment today's art energy be unaware of field quest for, embodiment photographic arts knowledge Sichuan Fine Arts Institute development mature, embodiment we photography studies teaching explore, experiment, embodiment today culture versatile
And Sichuan Fine Arts Institute mature, have profoundly history settle sculpture art and design art parallel, photographic art specialty is a new profession, vitality amplitude development foreground specialty. We will double our efforts, we tomorrow will be even better.
Vice president of Video Arts department
Video Arts profession specialty professor
Wu Shi Ming
6/17/2005
Engrish, anyone? ~_^
Step two - Insert more periods and commas
Step three - Take a break, have a beer or something that will ease your nerves
Step four - Insert more periods and commas, with a couple ands, and more periods
Step five - Have another beer or 3
Step....sh...six is it? - Errmm...more periods words n comas
Step...shometing....more beer
Step..what was I doing again?
More beer
pass out
Step eleven - Wake up 12 hours later on top of the roof of the building across the street with dozens of pigeons eating corn of your half naked body
Step twelve - Hand in edited, beer stained copy of the mission statement and recieve a letter of commendation.